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THINGS THAT ARE BULLSHIT

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#26 CHRISTIAN CONSERVATIVES PRAYING FOR GOD TO KILL OBAMA There’s a hilarious new meme in the wingnut sectors of the internet: someone’s coined a bumper sticker slogan encouraging people to pray for Barack Obama. But here’s the funny part: it’s really a secret Christian code for “Kill the President!’ http://gawker.com/5407568/christian-conservatives-praying-for-god-to-kill-obama I guess it was God’s plan to have a white man get us into a never ending war and a financial depression but the devils plan for a bi-racial man to TRY to get us out of it. Excuse me, but isn’t openly asking for the POTUS to be killed a federal offense called treason? Arrest these racist idiots already.
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#26 CHRISTIAN CONSERVATIVES PRAYING FOR GOD TO KILL OBAMA

There’s a hilarious new meme in the wingnut sectors of the internet: someone’s coined a bumper sticker slogan encouraging people to pray for Barack Obama. But here’s the funny part: it’s really a secret Christian code for “Kill the President!’

http://gawker.com/5407568/christian-conservatives-praying-for-god-to-kill-obama

I guess it was God’s plan to have a white man get us into a never ending war and a financial depression but the devils plan for a bi-racial man to TRY to get us out of it.

Excuse me, but isn’t openly asking for the POTUS to be killed a federal offense called treason? Arrest these racist idiots already.

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#25 Schwartzman in Darjeeling Limited (via movieoftheday) Schwartman ran around India barefoot for this entire movie and didn’t loose a foot. That’s some bullshit.
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#25 Schwartzman in Darjeeling Limited

(via movieoftheday)

Schwartman ran around India barefoot for this entire movie and didn’t loose a foot. That’s some bullshit.

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#24 Hating on Interracial Couples A Louisiana justice of the peace said he refused to issue a marriage license to an interracial couple out of concern for any children the couple might have. Keith Bardwell, justice of the peace in Tangipahoa Parish, says it is his experience that most interracial marriages do not last long. “I’m not a racist. I just don’t believe in mixing the races that way,” Bardwell told the Associated Press on Thursday. “I have piles and piles of black friends. They come to my home, I marry them, they use my bathroom. I treat them just like everyone else.” It’s 2009 and America has a bi-racial president. Why is this still happening?
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#24 Hating on Interracial Couples

A Louisiana justice of the peace said he refused to issue a marriage license to an interracial couple out of concern for any children the couple might have. Keith Bardwell, justice of the peace in Tangipahoa Parish, says it is his experience that most interracial marriages do not last long.

“I’m not a racist. I just don’t believe in mixing the races that way,” Bardwell told the Associated Press on Thursday. “I have piles and piles of black friends. They come to my home, I marry them, they use my bathroom. I treat them just like everyone else.”

It’s 2009 and America has a bi-racial president. Why is this still happening?

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#23 Anti Choice Increases 47% of Americans think abortion should be legal (that’s down from 54% last year). Dumb/Poor + no abortion = dumb/poor baby/over population/global warming/poor economy/swine flu/terrorism/The Hills TV show/Sarah Palin/tsunamis/bear attacks/floods/gay dinosaurs/nazis/zombies/ please make it stop.
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#23 Anti Choice Increases

47% of Americans think abortion should be legal (that’s down from 54% last year).

Dumb/Poor + no abortion = dumb/poor baby/over population/global warming/poor economy/swine flu/terrorism/The Hills TV show/Sarah Palin/tsunamis/bear attacks/floods/gay dinosaurs/nazis/zombies/

please make it stop.

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#22 Birthday Pie What the hell, pie? I don’t appreciate your power play on birthdays. How would you feel if cake started showing up at the end of Thanksgiving dinner. That’s right, like a steamy pile of dog shit. Stay out of my kool aid, bitch. (via tiresome)
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#22 Birthday Pie

What the hell, pie? I don’t appreciate your power play on birthdays. How would you feel if cake started showing up at the end of Thanksgiving dinner. That’s right, like a steamy pile of dog shit. Stay out of my kool aid, bitch.

(via tiresome)

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21) Smooth Away My skin is still raw and on fire from trying this product on Saturday. You suck.
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21) Smooth Away

My skin is still raw and on fire from trying this product on Saturday. You suck.

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20) Wedding & Baby Registries Congratulations, you’re getting married. Good for you. (Gift $50-$100) You want me to be a bridesmaid. That’s awesome. (Ugly, one time only dress $150-$250) You’re having a destination wedding in the Bahamas. Cool. (Flight and accomidations $500-$850). We’re renting a limo and bar hopping in Hollywood for the bachelorette party. Okay. (Limo and drinks $100-$200) Now you pregnant. Great. (baby gift $60-$120) My birthday’s coming up and I just wanted to a small get together with my good friends. (Card from friend $.99) I don’t know how all this crap got started where I have to help you pay for your life choices. I’m single, not by choice, and nobody is chipping in for that. People barely get actual birthday presents anymore and I’m supposed to shell out at least $50 because you’re getting married. Don’t get me started on having to pay for your baby accessories because you got knocked up. I hate kids. I want to take a trip to Paris in the Fall for two weeks. Where’s the registry for that? Who’s pitching in $50 a pop for my plane ticket?
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20) Wedding & Baby Registries

Congratulations, you’re getting married. Good for you. (Gift $50-$100) You want me to be a bridesmaid. That’s awesome. (Ugly, one time only dress $150-$250) You’re having a destination wedding in the Bahamas. Cool. (Flight and accomidations $500-$850). We’re renting a limo and bar hopping in Hollywood for the bachelorette party. Okay. (Limo and drinks $100-$200) Now you pregnant. Great. (baby gift $60-$120)

My birthday’s coming up and I just wanted to a small get together with my good friends. (Card from friend $.99)

I don’t know how all this crap got started where I have to help you pay for your life choices. I’m single, not by choice, and nobody is chipping in for that. People barely get actual birthday presents anymore and I’m supposed to shell out at least $50 because you’re getting married. Don’t get me started on having to pay for your baby accessories because you got knocked up. I hate kids.

I want to take a trip to Paris in the Fall for two weeks. Where’s the registry for that? Who’s pitching in $50 a pop for my plane ticket?

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19) Not picking up after YOUR dog. On my way into work today I saw a women walking her dog across the street (6th/Curson). She stopped in the crosswalk and waited for a dog to take a crap. When the dog was done they bothkept walking. She left a steamy pile of dog shit in the street. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??????????????? That girl is a cunt for doing that and anybody else who does that is also a cunt or a dick. I don’t have pets for the same reason I don’t have roommates or kids, for that matter. I don’t want to clean up after anyone else. I am smart enough to know that owning a pet is a huge responsibility and a huge part of those responsibilities is clean up its shit. If you can not handle that part of pet ownership you should not have the pet. Don’t they make little dog crap baggies that you can clip onto a leash? How hard is it to take a plastic bag with you when you walk your dog? If you don’t want to touch your own dogs shit, what make you think I want to step in it? Moreover, why would you want the streets and grass of your own neighborhood to be covered in dog shit? Please explain that to me. I believe that people who don’t pick up after their dogs should have to watch their dogs get shot in the face.
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19) Not picking up after YOUR dog.

On my way into work today I saw a women walking her dog across the street (6th/Curson). She stopped in the crosswalk and waited for a dog to take a crap. When the dog was done they bothkept walking. She left a steamy pile of dog shit in the street. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??????????????? That girl is a cunt for doing that and anybody else who does that is also a cunt or a dick. I don’t have pets for the same reason I don’t have roommates or kids, for that matter. I don’t want to clean up after anyone else. I am smart enough to know that owning a pet is a huge responsibility and a huge part of those responsibilities is clean up its shit. If you can not handle that part of pet ownership you should not have the pet. Don’t they make little dog crap baggies that you can clip onto a leash? How hard is it to take a plastic bag with you when you walk your dog? If you don’t want to touch your own dogs shit, what make you think I want to step in it? Moreover, why would you want the streets and grass of your own neighborhood to be covered in dog shit? Please explain that to me.

I believe that people who don’t pick up after their dogs should have to watch their dogs get shot in the face.

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18) New York City Sanitation What is so great about living in a city that forces you to walk through smelly, steamy piles of garbage everyday? I really don’t get it. This is just the first in a long list of grievances I have with NY. http://jezebel.com/5287049/june-showers-bridal-flowers
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18) New York City Sanitation

What is so great about living in a city that forces you to walk through smelly, steamy piles of garbage everyday? I really don’t get it. This is just the first in a long list of grievances I have with NY.

http://jezebel.com/5287049/june-showers-bridal-flowers

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17) North Korea’s Intimacy Issues. We just want to get to know you. Let us in. If you don’t like us let us go. http://jezebel.com/5278602/trial-of-laura-ling-euna-lee-begins-in-north-korea
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17) North Korea’s Intimacy Issues.

We just want to get to know you. Let us in. If you don’t like us let us go.

http://jezebel.com/5278602/trial-of-laura-ling-euna-lee-begins-in-north-korea

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