12) Paying with a check
Seriously, how old are you? It’s 2009. If you don’t have a debit card you should probably not be allowed to go to the store anyway. Moreoever, if you don’t have a debit card or cash, you should probably just be put down like a lame horse. It’s 2009. Checks should only be used to pay rent and that’s probably electronicaly done these days. This is why people hate the elderly. This and the driving, see #11.


