14) Tall Men with Short Women
Seriously, you’re 5’0 and he’s 6’4. How does that even work? It must be like screwing King Kong for the girl and banging a thimble for the guy. It’s totally unfair to the girls that are 5’9 and above. We don’t want no short short man. Back off of the tall men you short bitches. I know it’s not your fault. It’s the guys fault for wanting to plow a field so tiny that even the least amount of effort on his part will get the entire job done.
P.S. - I heart Christina Ricci. She can date whomever she wants.
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