20) Wedding & Baby Registries
Congratulations, you’re getting married. Good for you. (Gift $50-$100) You want me to be a bridesmaid. That’s awesome. (Ugly, one time only dress $150-$250) You’re having a destination wedding in the Bahamas. Cool. (Flight and accomidations $500-$850). We’re renting a limo and bar hopping in Hollywood for the bachelorette party. Okay. (Limo and drinks $100-$200) Now you pregnant. Great. (baby gift $60-$120)
My birthday’s coming up and I just wanted to a small get together with my good friends. (Card from friend $.99)
I don’t know how all this crap got started where I have to help you pay for your life choices. I’m single, not by choice, and nobody is chipping in for that. People barely get actual birthday presents anymore and I’m supposed to shell out at least $50 because you’re getting married. Don’t get me started on having to pay for your baby accessories because you got knocked up. I hate kids.
I want to take a trip to Paris in the Fall for two weeks. Where’s the registry for that? Who’s pitching in $50 a pop for my plane ticket?
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would totally pitch...authentic French street food.
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